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Johnny Parry's avatar

I hate to tell you this, but your cat is possessed by the demon, I’ctha’zu’ul. You should probably take Shutterstock to a vet.

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Matthew Rosenberg's avatar

Funny coincidence! Last time I took him to the vet Shutterstock got really upset. And soon after that my vet died a horrible death. So we're looking for a new one now.

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Kelly Thompson's avatar

Love the new name. New Shutterstock is...a nightmare.

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Matthew Rosenberg's avatar

How dare.

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Kelly Thompson's avatar

How dare I...be so accurate?

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Jason Wells's avatar

I’m here mainly for the chocolate milk content

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Matthew Rosenberg's avatar

You and everyone else. They just don't know it yet.

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John Ward's avatar

I learned more about chocolate from this article than I’ve managed to pick up during all of my previous decades. Now, I need to figure out a way to walk by a display of Dutch Chocolate so I can amaze and impress my kids by all of my talk about the importance of alkali to the process while debating the perfect amount of fat content.

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Matthew Rosenberg's avatar

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

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Kelly Thompson's avatar

YES. It's a highlight. Which I THINK is a compliment?

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pawpaw72546's avatar

Look, it's a well known fact that the very best jokes require painstaking explanation

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