Funny coincidence! Last time I took him to the vet Shutterstock got really upset. And soon after that my vet died a horrible death. So we're looking for a new one now.
I learned more about chocolate from this article than I’ve managed to pick up during all of my previous decades. Now, I need to figure out a way to walk by a display of Dutch Chocolate so I can amaze and impress my kids by all of my talk about the importance of alkali to the process while debating the perfect amount of fat content.
I hate to tell you this, but your cat is possessed by the demon, I’ctha’zu’ul. You should probably take Shutterstock to a vet.
Funny coincidence! Last time I took him to the vet Shutterstock got really upset. And soon after that my vet died a horrible death. So we're looking for a new one now.
Love the new name. New Shutterstock is...a nightmare.
How dare.
How dare I...be so accurate?
I’m here mainly for the chocolate milk content
You and everyone else. They just don't know it yet.
I learned more about chocolate from this article than I’ve managed to pick up during all of my previous decades. Now, I need to figure out a way to walk by a display of Dutch Chocolate so I can amaze and impress my kids by all of my talk about the importance of alkali to the process while debating the perfect amount of fat content.
This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
YES. It's a highlight. Which I THINK is a compliment?
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